Tales from the Coast with Robson Green
Tales from the Coast with Robson Green (2017)
Overview
Robson Green embarks on an enchanting exploration of Britain's coastlines, uncovering the unique qualities that make these shores extraordinary. Throughout his journey, he delves into the deep-rooted connection between the island nation and its surrounding waters, revealing how this relationship has shaped British identity and culture. With breathtaking scenery and engaging stories, the series highlights the rich history and diverse ecosystems that characterize the coastal regions, inviting viewers to appreciate the beauty and significance of Britain's maritime heritage.
Episodes
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1
The British 'ave Come
The Colonel and the Captain contemplate their predicament and conclude that turning over René and the painting to the Gestapo might be the best way t...
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2
Pembrokeshire
The actor embarks on an adventure through the secluded coves and isolated islands of Pembrokeshire, reuniting with his former co-star and singing coll...
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Pigeon Post
When the British airmen borrow the Colonel's and Captain's uniforms and subsequently set them on fire, they realize they need replacements. Michelle p...
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3
Outer Hebrides
The actor embarks on an adventure along the rugged and secluded shores of the Outer Hebrides, exploring how the region’s erratic weather has shaped ...
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3
Saville Row to the Rescue
The Colonel, the Captain, and Herr Flick are pretending to be onion vendors while the Jewish tailors in London are busy altering the German uniforms. ...
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4
The Execution
Hans confuses nitroglycerin for gin, leading to an explosion that blows up the railway. Meanwhile, the Germans seize René, Yvette, and the Colonel an...
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4
Suffolk and Essex
In this episode, Robson embarks on an exploration of the stunning coastal scenery found in Essex and Suffolk. Covering a distance of 100 miles, he tra...
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5
The Funeral
René attempts to resume his everyday life following his staged execution by impersonating his twin brother, who shares his name. However, organizing ...
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6
Red Nick's Colonel
The Communist Resistance aims to turn René, who has died, into a martyr. During the Captain's birthday celebration, they abduct both the Colonel and ...
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7
The Dance of Hitler Youth
The Colonel's birthday bash presents an ideal chance to swap the genuine painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies from Herr Flick for a cou...
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Six Big Boobies
After René believes the British airmen have finally left for good, he faces a new dilemma: Herr Flick possesses all three versions of the Fallen Mado...
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2
The Wooing of Widow Artois
René finds himself in a tough spot as he tries to decide between the women he cares for: his waitresses Yvette and Maria, and his wife Edith, who now...
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3
The Policeman Cometh
The scene picks up right after the last episode, with the airmen trapped inside a cow narrowly avoiding capture by a German patrol while they wait for...
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4
Swiftly and With Style
Following their unsuccessful attempt to derail the train transporting the replica of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies to Hitler, René and the ...
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5
The Duel
René attempts to evade the seconds of Monsieur Alphonse, the undertaker, but Lieutenant Gruber steps in to take his place in the duel. Meanwhile, the...
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6
Herr Flick's Revenge
After fleeing from his duel with Monsieur Alphonse, René finds refuge in hiding. He is rescued by Michelle from the Resistance, who sneaks him back i...
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The Nicked Knockwurst
After the Colonel insists that René cut ties with the Resistance, the Communist group steals Herr Flick's sausage, which holds the forgery of the Fal...
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2
Gruber Does Some Mincing
Lieutenant Gruber's dog swipes a sausage containing the painting of the Fallen Madonna, and although the Lieutenant accidentally starts to mince it, h...
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3
The Sausage in the Wardrobe
After Maria delivers the sausage containing the authentic painting of the Fallen Madonna to Lieutenant Gruber for duplication, she is intercepted by G...
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4
Flight of Fancy
René has once more acquired the sausage hiding the painting of the Fallen Madonna, shifting the focus to how to safely extract the two British airmen...
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5
Pretty Maids All in a Row
After the failed attempt to rescue the two British airmen, a frustrated René turns his attention back to the painting of the Fallen Madonna. He conce...
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6
The Great Un-Escape
As the Captain relaxes in the café, Herr Flick from the Gestapo eavesdrops on René’s conversation with London over the radio. He quickly deciphers...
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1
Prisoners of War
René finds himself stuck in a POW camp and gets involved in a scheme to re-dig the escape tunnel by removing the dirt. Meanwhile, Von Strohm and Geer...
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2
Camp Dance
The gang, including both the staff and the Germans, dons costumes reminiscent of the Folies Bergère to make their daring escape from the POW camp, un...
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3
Good Staff Are Hard to Find
With Maria gone, the café is in need of a new waitress, leading to some disagreement between René and Edith over the right candidate. Ultimately, Mi...
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4
The Flying Nun
The Gestapo is suspicious that both the Colonel and the General are involved in a conspiracy to kill Hitler. To investigate, Herr Flick disguises hims...
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5
The Sausage in the Trousers
René's mother-in-law's wireless radio remains without batteries, prompting Michelle to hatch a ridiculous plan: she enlists René and Yvette to power...
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6
The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law
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Desperate Doings in the Dungeon
Herr Flick remains imprisoned in the dungeons, and if he breaks, he could reveal that the painting of the Fallen Madonna is a forgery. To prevent this...
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2
The Camera in the Potato
René finds himself in women’s underwear within the dungeons of the General's castle until Lieutenant Gruber comes to his rescue. He returns just in...
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3
Dinner with the General
Leclerc and René hatch a scheme to crack open the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom. Edith is tasked with dropping a smoke canister into his chimne...
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4
The Dreaded Circular Saw
After blowing open the safe in Lieutenant Gruber's bedroom, René and Leclerc are taken aback by what they find inside. However, their escape is thwar...
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5
Otherwise Engaged
Denise, the leader of the Communist Resistance and René's childhood love from Nancy, is now set on marrying him. At the same time, Edith and the serv...
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6
A Marriage of Inconvenience
René's friends come together in a bid to rescue him from the looming marriage to the powerful head of the Communist Resistance.
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7
No Hiding Place
René puts on a disguise to impersonate his father, hoping to evade the fury of Denise Laroque.
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8
The Arrival of the Homing Duck
René and the Resistance come up with a creative strategy to safely get the British airmen back to England.
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9
Watch the Birdie
René and his team get everything ready for the important journey of the long-distance duck as it sets off for England.
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10
René - Under an Assumed Nose
When orders are issued for René's arrest, Monsieur Leclerc steps in to help. In a bid to evade capture, René concocts a clever disguise to facilitat...
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11
The Confusion of the Generals
René finds himself in deeper trouble as the generals converge at the chateau.
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12
Who's for the Vatican?
A bravery medal, a suicide pill, and a secret refuge in the Vatican reignite an old addiction for René.
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13
Ribbing the Bonk
René and the Resistance are in urgent need of a large sum of money to rescue Mimi from the clutches of the Communists.
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14
The Reluctant Millionaires
Upon discovering that the stolen one million francs are actually the property of Herr Flick from the Gestapo, René realizes that the safest hiding sp...
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15
A Duck for Launch
René has successfully disposed of the Gestapo's cash, but now he faces a challenge with the hidden microfilm. Unfortunately, he is obstructed by the ...
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16
The Exploding Bedpan
During his interrogation, Alfonse's heart begins to fail him, prompting a swift trip to the hospital. It's crucial that he is either saved or silenced...
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17
Going Like a Bomb
Michelle and Crabtree devise a new scheme to return the British airmen to England. Meanwhile, Captain Bertorelli finds himself in possession of stolen...
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18
Money to Burn
Edith is feeling romantic while René sits at the piano, creating a melodic atmosphere.
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19
Puddings Can Go Off
Confronted with the challenge of concealing 1,000 kilos of stolen explosives, Michelle from the Resistance devises a bold yet straightforward plan. Sh...
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20
Land Mines for London
René narrowly escapes a near-disaster when a Christmas pudding goes off with a bang, but that's not all – he finds himself drawn into yet another R...
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21
Flight to Geneva
René makes an attempt to slip away to Switzerland with Yvette aboard the night train.
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22
Train of Events
René tries to make a covert getaway to Switzerland with Yvette and four gold bars in tow, only to find out that the Resistance has plans to blow up t...
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23
An Enigma Variation
René finds himself in a whirlwind of trouble as he tries to conceal the pilfered gold. At the same time, the Resistance gears up to execute their pla...
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24
Wedding Bloss
After learning that Monsieur Alphonse plans to propose to Edith, René decides to pop the question himself. At the same time, General Von Klinkerhoffe...
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25
Down the Drain
René continues to conceal the four gold bars he's taken and realizes it's time to escape his perilous existence in Nouvion.
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26
All in Disgeese
René continues to conceal the German Enigma machine along with the four gold bars he pilfered, two British airmen, and Van Gogh's painting, Cracked V...
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Desperate Doings in the Graveyard
The British airmen's newest escape strategy has them stealthily navigating the canal while hiding under a tin bath. Meanwhile, Herr Flick and Von Smal...
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2
The Gestapo for the High Jump
The Gestapo, along with their Italian allies, scheme to penetrate the Resistance. Unbeknownst to them, René and his companions are already on high al...
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3
The Nouvion Oars
Private Helga Geerhart intends to wed Herr Flick so she can keep a close watch on his activities and relay all the information to General Von Klinkerh...
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4
The Nicked Airmen
As the British pilots find themselves caught while paddling a metal bath down the estuary, René and his team are tasked with the mission of sneaking ...
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5
The Airmen De-Nicked
Michelle from the Resistance devises a plan to break into the German headquarters and save the British airmen, utilizing stolen German uniforms for di...
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6
The Crooked Fences
At Café René, a secretive transaction unfolds surrounding the solid gold weight of a cuckoo clock, alongside Van Klomp's famed portrait of the Falle...
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7
Crabtree's Podgeon Pist
Fanny and Leclerc's wedding is strategically scheduled to align with Michelle's boldest escape attempt to date.
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Rising to the Occasion
Michelle devises a bold escape strategy for the British airmen, utilizing a barrage balloon and 24 helium cylinders cleverly disguised as award-winnin...
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A Quiet Honeymoon
Fanny and Leclerc, fresh from their wedding, find themselves imprisoned by the Germans after being caught soaring through the sky in a bed tethered to...
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An Almighty Bang
The Colonel, Gruber, and Bertorelli are in a race against time to thwart General Von Flockenstoffen's reckless scheme to abduct Churchill.
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3
Fleeing Monks
René is set to receive a medal for his contributions to the removal of Von Flockenstuffen. However, this recognition puts a bounty on his head from t...
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4
Up the Crick Without a Piddle
René and Edith find themselves in England, taking the place of British airmen, where they are awarded medals by Churchill. During their time there, t...
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5
The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic
The German officers break into the Gestapo headquarters, only to discover that a spectral presence has already arrived ahead of them.
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The Spirit of Nouvion
Michelle recruits René to help her get the Fallen Madonna from the safe belonging to Herr Flick.
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Leg It to Spain!
A rescue mission is launched when British airmen become ensnared inside wine barrels located in the chateau's cellars.
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Prior Engagements
Von Klinkerhoffen believes that a union between a French woman and a member of the occupying forces would serve as effective propaganda. He instructs ...
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9
Soup and Sausage
The British airmen find themselves trapped in a drain located in the village square. To rescue them, René hatches a scheme involving an old ice cream...
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10
René of the Gypsies
Michelle intends to free the British airmen trapped in the drain beneath the square during a gypsy fair, but just as the plan is set to unfold, the Gy...
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Arousing Suspicions
René and his team don the attire of Spanish dancers in an effort to retrieve certain radio broadcasts.
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2
A Woman Never Lies
In his ongoing quest for the Fallen Madonna, Herr Flick administers a truth serum to Helga.
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3
Hitler's Last Heil
On René's birthday, he is greeted with a mix of surprises, some of which turn out to be quite unwelcome.
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4
Awful Wedded Wife
René has organised a secret wedding with Yvette.
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5
Firing Squashed
Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen find themselves on the brink of death as they face a firing squad.
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6
A Fishful of Francs
Michelle has devised a new scheme that includes an eel, a dogfish, ten million francs, and the elusive Fallen Madonna.
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7
Swan Song
In a desperate attempt to escape execution, Edith works to persuade the general that she is not, in fact, Hitler.
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Gone with the Windmill
The Colonel and Gruber arrive back from their trip to Spain. At the same time, Edith finds herself in a serious predicament.
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2
Missing and Presumed Dead
After being taken prisoner by the communists, René looks for a chance to break free.
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3
Rene Artois Is Still Dead
René is believed to be dead, prompting a parade to be organized in his memory.
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4
Tarts and Flickers
Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen devise a scheme to disguise themselves as Yvette and Mimi in order to investigate the café.
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5
A Fishy Send-Off
The Germans' intentions clash with the events planned for Nouvion's Fishmonger's Parade.
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6
A Winkle in Time
René and his café team get ready to greet the approaching British soldiers.
