The Conners

Overview
The Conners, featuring Dan, Jackie, Darlene, Becky, and D.J., explores the trials and tribulations of a working-class family navigating the complexities of modern life. From the challenges of parenthood and the ups and downs of dating to dealing with an unplanned pregnancy and financial struggles, the family faces it all. Aging parents and in-law dynamics add to the mix, creating a rich tapestry of relatable and often humorous moments that resonate with viewers. Their stories highlight resilience and the importance of family bonds in the face of life's hurdles.
Episodes
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1

Keep on Truckin'
An unexpected twist compels the Conner family to confront the everyday challenges of life in Lanford like never before. As they navigate this new real...
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2

Tangled Up in Blue
Darlene faces unexpected twists when David brings his new girlfriend, Blue, to a parent-teacher conference and reveals that Mark and Harris will be st...
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3

There Won't Be Blood
Halloween is a highlight for the Conners, but when an email from the school prohibits specific costumes, including Mark's, tensions flare between Dan ...
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4

The Separation of Church and Dan
In "The Separation of Church and Dan," Geena discovers that D.J. has been skipping church with Mary, prompting her to demand a family outing to servic...
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5

Miracles
The Conner family is thrown for a loop when an unexpected announcement shakes up their routine. Meanwhile, Dan grows concerned that Becky may be brea...
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6

One Flew Over the Conners' Nest
Jackie, with the support of Mark and Mary, persuades Dan to construct a chicken coop in their backyard with the promise of fresh organic eggs. However...
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7

Hold the Salt
Dan becomes suspicious of Peter's intentions after discovering the extravagant Christmas present Jackie bought for her new, jobless boyfriend. At the...
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8

O Sister, Where Art Thou?
When Becky helps Harris keep a secret from Darlene, it opens up a can of worms that causes a rift between the two sisters. Jackie supports Peter with ...
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9

Rage Against the Machine
After Dan sustains an injury while working on D.J.’s vending machine route, he faces a tough decision about suing the company, which could jeopardiz...
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10

Don't Shoot the Piano Teacher
Ben decides to give Mark complimentary piano lessons, prompting Darlene to use this chance to evaluate his parenting abilities. In another storyline, ...
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11

We Continue to Truck
Darlene faces a pivotal decision as Ben presents her with a life-altering opportunity, but an unforeseen talk with David complicates her feelings even...
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Preemies, Weed, and Infidelity
Following Emilio's deportation, Jackie takes on a fatherly role, crafting a detailed birth plan for Becky. However, the Conners are well aware that pl...
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2

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
In "A Kiss Is Just a Kiss," Darlene grapples with her feelings for both David and Ben, unable to make a choice. Meanwhile, Becky starts to question he...
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3

The Preemie Monologues
Harris finds himself in a tough position as he has to address Darlene's choices regarding her lifestyle. Meanwhile, Jackie distracts herself by meddli...
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4

Lanford... Lanford
In need of extra cash, Becky applies for a bartending job at Casita Bonita, raising alarm bells for Dan as he worries about her battle with alcoholis...
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5

Nightmare on Lunch Box Street
During Halloween, Jackie faces a terrifying revelation as she attempts to revive the Lunch Box, leading to unexpected consequences. Meanwhile, Mary fi...
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6

Tempest in a Stew Pot
Jackie and Becky present their business proposal to Darlene, seeking to reclaim the Lunch Box. However, Darlene's choice stirs up tension and conflict...
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7

Slappy Holidays
Thanksgiving dinner at Dan's takes a chaotic turn as the whole family gathers, each member bringing their own set of mixed emotions regarding the Lu...
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8

Lanford, Toilet of Sin
In "Lanford, Toilet of Sin," Jackie grapples with a tough choice that unites her family and the local community. At the same time, Becky embarks on a ...
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9

Smoking Penguins and Santa on Santa Action
Dan feels let down when his birthday goes unnoticed by everyone except for Becky. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben encounter a challenge at their workplace....
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10

Throwing a Christian to a Bear
The Conners face a challenge when Becky introduces her new boyfriend, a staunch Christian and enthusiastic Green Bay Packers supporter, during the Be...
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11

Mud Turtles, a Good Steak and One Man in a Tub
Becky is skeptical of Jackie's new acquaintance, Dawn, a restaurant supplier, believing she’s just trying to push unaffordable products on them for...
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12
Live from Lanford
The Conners engage in a lively discussion, each presenting their unique perspectives on the importance of voting. Meanwhile, Louise faces a potential ...
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13

Brothers, Babies and Breakdowns
Dan struggles to deal with a family death, ultimately facing his grief directly. Meanwhile, Ben and Darlene tackle Ben’s yearning for a baby as the...
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14

Bad Dads and Grads
Dan begins to connect with his younger half-brother, Ed Jr., but struggles with the reality that their father funded Ed Jr.'s college, a privilege Dan...
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15

Beards, Thrupples and Robots
Darlene finds herself under the supervision of Harris after her mother takes a job at Price Warehouse to make ends meet. Meanwhile, Jackie contemplate...
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16

Tats and Tias
Harris, recently laid off and feeling down, returns to live at home. Meanwhile, Becky faces challenges in securing affordable childcare. Jackie encour...
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17

The Icewoman Cometh
Bev returns from Arizona with a newfound desire to use her wealth to create joy. She chooses to sponsor Mark's enrollment in an elite coding camp, bu...
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18

Pilot Lights & Sister Fights
Dan musters the courage to express his emotions to Louise, while Darlene comes to terms with her strong desire to become a mother. Meanwhile, Ben find...
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19

CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits
In "CPAPs, Hickeys and Biscuits," Dan and Louise deepen their bond while navigating the challenges that come with growing older. Concurrently, Darlene...
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20

Bridge Over Troubled Conners
Darlene and Ben embark on a quest to find a new apartment, exploring various options. Meanwhile, Jackie and Becky take Beverly Rose on an adventurous ...
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Keep On Truckin' Six Feet Apart
The Conners return, navigating the challenges posed by the pandemic and financial hardships. Dan is struggling to keep up with overdue mortgage paymen...
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2

Halloween and the Election vs. the Pandemic
Mary is heartbroken over the city's cancellation of Halloween, prompting Darlene and Becky to rally Jackie and the entire family to craft a memorable ...
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3

Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette
In the episode titled "Plastics, Trash Talk & Darlene Antoinette," Darlene keeps her distance from her colleagues at Wellman Plastics, leading them to...
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4

Birthdays, Babies and Emotional Support Chickens
Beverly Rose is celebrating her first birthday, but the festivities aren't as sweet as expected when Becky and Emilio clash over party plans. Their di...
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5

Friends in High Places and Horse Surgery
Darlene forms a budding friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics, leading her into a tricky predicament involving her boss and her sister, Becky...
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6

Protest, Drug Test and One Leaves the Nest
CloseHarris finds her job at risk after participating in a protest she passionately supports, sparking heated conversations among her family. Meanwhil...
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7

A Cold Mom, a Brother Daddy and a Prison Baby
Ben's mother, Barb, unexpectedly visits following a death in the family and reveals startling secrets from their history. At the same time, Becky and ...
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8

Young Love, Old Lions and Middle-Aged Hyenas
Harris introduces her new friend, Josh, to the family, prompting doubts about his motives among her relatives. Simultaneously, Becky and Ben’s effo...
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9

Promotions, Podcasts and Magic Tea
Darlene receives a well-deserved promotion at Wellman Plastics, marking a significant advancement in her career. In the meantime, Ben contemplates a ...
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10

Who Are Bosses, Boats and Eckhart Tolle?
Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift between Dan and his long-time friend. Meanwhile, Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman's Plastics...
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11

Panic Attacks, Hardware Store and Big Mouth Billy Bass
In this episode, Darlene grapples with the mounting stress from her new job, leading to a concerning health incident. Meanwhile, Dan steps in to assis...
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12

A Stomach Ache, a Heartbreak and a Grave Mistake
Mark is overwhelmed with stress and convinced he might have COVID-19, leading to feelings of illness. Meanwhile, Becky and Harris decide to confront ...
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13

Walden Pond, a Staycation and the Axis Powers
Dan struggles with feelings of inadequacy as Louise insists he stay safe and not jeopardize himself for her sake. Meanwhile, Jackie discovers that ri...
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14

Money, Booze and Lies
Becky reconnects with a former friend, feeling the urge to make a strong impression. Meanwhile, Dan begins to doubt his role at the hardware store, wh...
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15

An Old Dog, New Tricks and a Ticket to Ride
Becky juggles double shifts and community college courses, leaving her with little time to spend with her daughter, Beverly Rose. In the midst of this...
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16

A Fast Car, a Sudden Loss, and a Slow Decline
Darlene receives devastating news regarding a former friend, prompting the Conner family to unite in support of someone dear to them. As they navigate...
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17

Regrets, Rehabs and Realtors
Dan is taken aback when an unexpected guest arrives, offering him some unwelcome advice that stirs feelings of guilt within him. At the same time, Dar...
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18

Cheating, Revelations and a Box of Doll Heads
In the episode "Cheating, Revelations and a Box of Doll Heads," Mark finds himself overwhelmed and fatigued as he prepares for a crucial entrance exam...
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19

Jeopardé, Sobrieté, and Infidelité
Darlene comes to a conclusion regarding her upcoming trip to Hawaii, sparking a tense confrontation with Barb. Meanwhile, Becky takes the opportunity...
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20

Two Proposals, a Homecoming and a Bear
The Conners are facing significant shifts in their lives as they receive not one, but two marriage proposals. Meanwhile, Jackie cleverly leverages her...
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1

Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience
In "Trucking Live In Front of a Fully Vaccinated Studio Audience," the Conners grapple with the ongoing effects of the pandemic, facing personal chall...
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2

Education, Corruption, and Damnation
Following Ben's rejection of her proposal, Darlene reflects on her negative outlook on life, sparking a quest for self-discovery that ultimately brin...
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3

Sober Sex, Plastic Silverware, and Losing My Religion
As part of her recovery journey, Becky is required to reach out to those she has deceived in the past. This prompts her to reconnect with her old hig...
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4

The Wedding of Dan and Louise
On the special day of Dan and Louise's wedding, their journey down the aisle takes an unexpected turn when a weather alert warns of an approaching tor...
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5

Peter Pan, The Backup Plan, Adventures in Babysitting, and A River Runs Through It
In this Halloween-themed episode, the Conner household is fully decorated, but a roof leak leads Dan and Louise to postpone their honeymoon plans. To ...
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6

Young Love, Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It
In the episode "Young Love, Old Love and Take This Job and Shove It," Darlene becomes anxious about Mark's ability to connect with peers at his new sc...
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7

Let's All Push Our Hands Together for the Stew Train and the Conners Furniture
Jackie introduces a quirky strategy for serving customers at The Lunch Box, leading to chaotic results. Meanwhile, Dan starts selling off some furnitu...
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8

Yard Sale, Phone Fail, and a College Betrayal
With Louise settling into the Conner household, Dan makes the decision to sell the furniture he purchased for Roseanne during their early years of ma...
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9

Three Exes, Role Playing and A Waterbed
Under the impression that Ben is free for the day, Darlene takes Nick to the hardware store, only to unexpectedly encounter Ben. He extends an invita...
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10

Spills, Pills and The Midnight Lasagna
The Conners gather to honor Mark's achievement of making the dean’s list at his new magnet school, but the mood shifts when Darlene and the family ...
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11

Patriarchs and Goddesses
In this episode, titled "Patriarchs and Goddesses," Darlene struggles to cope with her recent split from Ben. While out at the movies with Becky, she ...
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12

Hot For Teacher and Writing a Wrong
Mark has rejoined public school but struggles to blend in with his peers. When Darlene discovers his unconventional method of earning extra money for...
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13

Sex, Lies and House Hunting
In "Sex, Lies and House Hunting," Darlene becomes enamored with a house she's touring, but the realtor suggests that her chances of securing it improv...
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14

Triggered
In this poignant episode of “The Conners,” the family faces a tense lockdown in their home following a nearby shooting incident. As they navigate ...
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15

Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation
Becky accidentally reveals her romance with Professor Davis, prompting him to reconsider his professional future. His unpredictable actions lead Beck...
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16

Gas Pump, House Dump and Stew Volcano
Darlene embarks on a quest to find an affordable home for herself and Becky, leading to a surprising offer from the enigmatic Don Blanksy that they si...
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17

Big Negotiations and Broken Expectations
After Louise highlights how Dan's willingness to lend a hand seems to favor everyone except her, he recruits some close friends to assist with the ren...
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18

The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling
In "The Best Laid Plans, a Contrabassoon and a Sinking Feeling," Darlene faces the overwhelming pressure of ongoing construction, leading to a critica...
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19

Three Ring Circus
Ben and Darlene are eager to announce their exciting news to the family, but before they can, Neville and Jackie, along with Aldo and Harris, reveal ...
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20

A Judge and a Priest Walk Into a Living Room...
The Conners are in full swing preparing for a massive wedding celebration! Jackie and Neville, Darlene and Ben, along with Harris and Aldo, are all se...
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1

Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
To cut costs, Darlene and Ben opt for a shared honeymoon with Jackie and Neville, but their attempts at frugality lead to escalating tensions during t...
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2

Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
Jackie settles into life with Neville, only to find that their newlywed bliss brings unexpected challenges when he arrives home with an overwhelming n...
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3

Driving, Dating and Deceit
Mark is eager to obtain his driver’s license after a promising job offer arises in a different part of town. Darlene tries to instruct him on drivi...
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4

Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
Following the sudden death of a family member, the relatives are faced with the challenging decision of determining who will take custody of a trouble...
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5

A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
On Beverly Rose's inaugural day of kindergarten, challenges emerge, sparking a conflict between Becky and Darlene that escalates the situation. Meanwh...
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6

Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
As Halloween approaches, Dan motivates the Conner family to spruce up their home with decorations. However, when the rest of the family feels too swa...
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7

Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Darlene gets a promotion at her workplace, only to discover that the prestigious title comes with unexpected challenges. On another front, Louise face...
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8

Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
During Thanksgiving at the Conner household, Jackie grapples with the reality of her mother, Beverly, falling ill. At the same time, Darlene faces un...
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9

Crumbs and Couch Surfers
In the episode "Crumbs and Couch Surfers," Darlene, Ben, Becky, and Beverly Rose settle into their new home, where Darlene establishes a fresh set of ...
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10

The Dog Days of Christmas
Dan experiences his first encounter with Louise's family as they come to visit for the holidays. Meanwhile, Darlene steps in to assist Becky with a ch...
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11

Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
The passing of a cherished teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school reunites former classmates, sparking nostalgia and reflection. Meanwhile, Becky...
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12

Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Darlene and Ben find themselves in a heated argument, which leads them to overlook Becky’s personal space at home. Meanwhile, Dan confronts Jackie, ...
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13

New Pipes and Old Secrets
Darlene faces problems with Dan’s plumbing repairs in her recently purchased home. Meanwhile, Jackie is on a mission to secure a caregiver for Bev,...
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14

Adding Insult to Injury
Darlene persists in her quest for employment, facing various challenges along the way. Meanwhile, Becky finds herself yearning for additional moments...
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15

Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Harris shares an exciting news that shakes things up. At the same time, Ben finds himself drowning in family obligations, struggling to manage the inc...
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16

Hiding In and Moving Out
In this episode, Harris directs her frustration towards Darlene, leading to a tense confrontation. Meanwhile, Dan and Louise enjoy a cozy day in bed, ...
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17

The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Mark strives to secure a position in the Lanford High chamber orchestra, showcasing his musical talents. Meanwhile, Jackie introduces a lottery machi...
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18

Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Dan and Jackie embark on a journey to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. While they're away, Darlene takes a trip out of town, leaving Becky and Ben ...
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19

Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Louise finds herself in a heated argument with Becky when she mistakenly sends an inappropriate message in the family group chat. In a different situa...
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20

What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
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21

Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
Neville challenges Jackie regarding the financial assistance she provided to Dan. Meanwhile, Darlene takes it upon herself to pair Mark with a potent...
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22

The Grad Finale
With Mark's graduation day drawing near, he reflects on his complicated bond with his father. At the same time, Louise is busy organizing a grand cele...
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The Publisher Cops Show Pilot
Jackie encounters challenges at the Lunch Box, prompting her to seek guidance from an unlikely visitor. Meanwhile, Dan and Darlene embark on an adven...
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Valentine's Day Treats and Credit Card Cheats
Becky resolves to have Tyler meet Beverly Rose, though she doubts Tyler's method of connecting with her. Meanwhile, Jackie becomes convinced that Bev...
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Moms and Rats
Bev has a series of insightful moments and invites Jackie to join her for a day out in Chicago. Meanwhile, Darlene discovers a rat in her house but is...
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4

Shrinks Don't Talk and Kids Don't Sing
Mark navigates the challenges of his first day as a commuter student in college, trying to find his footing in this new environment. Simultaneously, ...
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When Sisters Collide and the Return of the Grifters
Darlene makes a surprise appearance at Mark's college trivia night, eager to showcase her intelligence. Meanwhile, Neville discovers that the funds he...
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Hanging in Dorms with Boys and the Secret Life of Men
Darlene encourages Ben to connect with some male peers as he grapples with his anxiety about approaching his 50th birthday. Meanwhile, Mark enlists Ha...
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Smash and Grab and Happy Death Day
The hardware store falls victim to a smash-and-grab robbery, prompting Dan and Jackie to successfully catch one of the thieves in the act. At the same...
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Toilet Hacks and the Management Track
Darlene, noticing the need for better organization among the cafeteria staff, decides to run for the position of food services manager at Mark's coll...
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9

Manifesting, Marriage Testing and Cheeseballs
The Conners celebrate National Cheeseball Day, enjoying the festivities as a close-knit family. In the meantime, Harris struggles to keep up with her...
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10

Campaign U-Turn and a Hard Write
Dan is approached to contribute an article to a Hardware magazine, stirring nostalgia in Ben for his former writing career. At the same time, Jackie ...
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11

Fire and Vice
A devastating blaze at Ben's hardware store creates significant challenges for the family. As they grapple with the aftermath, Becky finds herself ove...
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12

Flying, Applying and Rassling Gators
Dan hits a significant financial milestone, prompting him to rethink his long-held belief in the "Conners curse." Meanwhile, Mark receives unexpected ...
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13

Less Money, More Problems
Mark embarks on various side gigs, resolute in his quest to fund his education. At the same time, Darlene struggles with her feelings as she learns t...
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It's Gonna Be a Great Day
Darlene is thrilled about her recent promotion, believing it will give her more quality time with Ben. Meanwhile, Jackie discovers a chance to take l...
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Fame, Flying Fists and Cold Feet
The Conners experience a moment of stardom when their family eatery appears on a reality television program, leading Becky to pursue a career as an in...
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3
Applications, Accusations and a Man-Bag
Jackie makes the choice to return to the police department, despite the worries of those around her. Meanwhile, Darlene becomes increasingly doubtful...
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4
Danny Boy, the Interview, the New Hire and the Hanging Chad
Dan grapples with his feelings about Roseanne's passing as he readies himself for a deposition. Meanwhile, Becky is busy getting ready for a job inter...
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5
Exercise Bands, Money Plans, and Faraway Lands
As Dan prepares for his deposition, he receives encouragement from Jackie, Becky, and Darlene. Meanwhile, Mark encounters a significant opportunity t...
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6
The Truck Stops Here
Jackie gears up for a set of physical evaluations as she aims to return to the police department. Meanwhile, Darlene faces the underlying doubts in he...