Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Overview
Set in Runcorn, this sitcom follows the ups and downs of five friends navigating their twenties. Their lives are filled with humorous escapades, romantic entanglements, and the everyday challenges of young adulthood. Each character brings a unique perspective to their shared experiences, creating a relatable and entertaining portrayal of friendship and love. As they gather over drinks and snacks, the series captures the essence of youth, blending comedy with poignant moments that resonate with viewers. The dynamic interactions and witty dialogue make for a vibrant exploration of life in a small town.
Episodes
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1
Fags, Shags and Kebabs
In Runcorn, two pubs sit close to each other: the Mayhew, where friends Janet, Donna, and Louise gather, and the Archer, frequented by Jonny and Gaz. ...
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2
Spunk
Gaz hasn’t reached out to Donna since their date, aiming to keep things casual. While the girls weigh themselves, Louise discovers she’s heavier t...
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3
Bone with the Wind
Donna brings her toothbrush to Gaz’s apartment, which he takes as a sign that she’s ready to move in permanently, causing him to panic. Meanwhile,...
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4
Angry Wangry
Gaz is eager to boost his appeal to women and practices his pick-up lines, but his efforts are interrupted when Donna spots him at a club. Meanwhile, ...
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5
Lard
The guys are teasing Janet, claiming that girls can’t be as funny as boys. Not one to back down, she dives into her joke books, hoping to find the p...
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6
Ugly Babies
Janet and Jonny might be on the brink of parenthood, prompting Janet to seek advice from Donna and Louise. Louise, as blunt as ever, exclaims, "Great,...
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On the Blob
Donna believes she might be expecting, which sends Gaz into a panic over the idea of fatherhood. At the same time, Louise is tapping into her psychic ...
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2
Bungle
Jonny strikes it lucky with a thousand-pound win on a scratch card, leading Janet to believe he's planning to buy an engagement ring. However, Jonny h...
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3
Dirty Girls
Janet stumbles upon an old love letter from her stunning ex and resorts to trickery to keep Jonny from feeling jealous. Meanwhile, Flo requests that D...
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4
Vomit
Jonny's not feeling his best, leaving Gaz to take care of him since Janet has other priorities. As Gaz searches for Janet, he stumbles upon her passio...
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5
Crusty Curtains
Donna has settled in with Gaz, but it isn’t long before she decides to leave him. Meanwhile, Jonny discovers that Janet has been kissing Andy, and h...
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6
Mo Mo and Pigsy
Following their numerous disputes, Donna has moved in with Jonny, while Janet is staying with Gaz, leaving everyone in the dark about each other's whe...
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1
Munch
Janet insists she won't tie the knot with Jonny until he secures a job, prompting him to search for employment, but he faces rejection everywhere he g...
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2
Fish
After a few days without intimacy, Donna is taken aback when she returns home to discover what Gaz has done to himself. Meanwhile, Jonny is hoping Jan...
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3
Kangaroo
After some contemplation and guidance from her mother and Janet, Donna resolves to explore a new dynamic with Gaz. However, she's caught off guard whe...
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4
Beastiality
Louise is livid upon discovering that Donna had a past fling with David, but surprisingly, it’s Donna who ends up in a confrontation. Meanwhile, Jan...
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5
Hospikal
Jonny visits Janet's father to request his blessing for their marriage, only to uncover a surprising secret that differs from what he shared with Jane...
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6
Dresses, Dresses, Dresses
The girls head out to find the perfect wedding dress for Janet, but Louise and Donna stir up some mischief that creates a few headaches for her. Meanw...
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7
Fockin' Mokky Bokka
Jonny lands a job with an irresistible offer, while Gaz and Donna find themselves awake throughout the night. Meanwhile, David shares some advice with...
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8
Jammy Dodgers
Janet attempts to ignite some romance with Jonny, hoping for a more intimate connection. Meanwhile, Gaz is eager for Donna to head out, so he can indu...
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9
Dump
Gaz takes it upon himself to teach Munch the ropes of dealing with women, while Jonny offers Donna some clever tips on how to score what she desires w...
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10
Schluballybub
Gaz's rear end becomes a worrying issue, prompting concern from those around him. Meanwhile, Janet starts to have doubts about her relationship with J...
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1
Corinthian Dies
Gaz is enraged with Donna, believing she’s been unfaithful with David. Although he eventually forgives her, he’s far from thrilled when she expres...
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2
Piggy Goes Oink
Janet informs Jonny that he needs to leave the house, leaving him without a place to stay. However, things take a turn when he encounters Kate, the ba...
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3
My Delicious Guava
Janet is still healing from Jonny's loss, while Louise is eager to move in with her, but a pesky spider complicates things! Meanwhile, Jonny attempts ...
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4
Cuggles
Jonny and Kate are desperate for some alone time, so Gaz offers them the flat for their rendezvous. However, their plans are thrown into chaos when Do...
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5
Purgatory
Gaz is struggling with guilt over his night with Janet but manages to keep it a secret from Donna. However, in a moment of weakness, Janet inadvertent...
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6
Mate Date
Janet discovers that her new boss at the bakery is none other than Louise, who has a completely different approach to running things. Meanwhile, Donna...
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7
Homeless and Horny
Gaz is facing a dilemma with his manhood, affectionately dubbed "Mr. Nudge," which isn't functioning as it should. He’s experimented with everything...
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8
Filthy Brunching
Janet is eager to spice up her intimate life with Jonny, but he’s not interested in her ideas. Meanwhile, Gaz is suspicious about what Donna might b...
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1
Dead
On the day of the funeral, Jonny arrives in a wheelchair, a survivor marked by tragedy. While he’s still here, it comes at the cost of Donna's mothe...
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2
Nobbly Bobbly
Donna is thrilled to learn that her mother has bequeathed her house in the will. However, Gaz isn't too happy about it, convinced that Flo still linge...
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3
Shrink
Louise is on the verge of spilling the beans to Donna and Jonny about Janet and Gaz’s intimate encounter, which couldn’t come at a worse time for ...
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4
Ecuador
Donna is enraged with Gaz for his betrayal with Janet and decides to leave, unable to forgive either of them. Meanwhile, Jonny receives a £100 car fr...
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5
Potato People
Jonny and Louise find themselves in a tricky situation when they encounter a group of unruly kids. Meanwhile, Donna and Kelly join forces to plan a st...
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6
Antlers
On Jonny's Stag Night, Gaz's ambitious plans take an unexpected turn. Meanwhile, Louise is determined to ensure that Janet's Hen Party becomes one of ...
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7
Crab
On Jonny and Janet's wedding day, chaos ensues when they can't be located! Gaz and Donna spring into action to find them. Gaz recalls tying Jonny to a...
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8
Fat
Five months after Jonny and Janet's wedding, tension still lingers between Donna and Gaz, who haven't spoken since. Donna has made significant strides...
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9
Stot or Pronk
At the pub quiz, Janet eagerly flaunts her knowledge. Meanwhile, Gaz engages in some cheeky antics with his pet monkey. Donna, hoping to catch Gaz's e...
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10
Who's the Daddy?
In the previous episode, Gaz was struck by an ambulance on its way to Janet's house. While Janet is in labor, she realizes she can't locate Jonny! Jon...
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11
BaBaBaBaBa
As Janet becomes overly fixated on her baby, Jonny decides to take some bold steps to regain her focus. Meanwhile, Louise sets her sights on winning o...
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12
God
After a rainstorm passes, Louise starts to believe she has divine powers. At the same time, Johnny takes it upon himself to instruct Corinthian on the...
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13
Love 83199
Jonny seizes the opportunity to compete for his ideal job. Meanwhile, Gaz and Donna stumble upon their perfect home. Louise embarks on a humorous rela...
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14
Near, Far
In the previous episode, Jonny was eager to land a position at the biscuit factory, while Gaz and Donna dreamed of moving to a quaint countryside home...
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1
Speedycruise!
Gaz's father decides to shut down the garage, leaving Gaz without a job.
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2
Goblins
Janet lands a job crafting elves, hoping to earn some extra cash.
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3
Mummy Cupboard
Janet starts a sex chat line to earn more money.
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4
Cauliflower
Louise finally comes face to face with her biological father, but to her dismay, he appears to be much more focused on Jonny instead.
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5
Drunk
Jonny clenches his fist at Janet after she pushes his buttons.
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6
Croppity Crop
Jonny embarks on a journey to establish his own farm, aiming to cultivate crops and achieve self-sufficiency.
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7
Finger Sniffing
Janet and Donna's rivalry intensifies as they both vie for the managerial position at the Archers. Meanwhile, Jonny reaches a significant decision reg...
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8
War, Hurrgh!
Janet begins her position at the Archers and quickly devises a strategy to attract more senior patrons to the establishment. Meanwhile, Jonny steps in...
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9
Closing Time
Janet is facing the risk of being fired from her position as the bar manager at the Archer, while Jonny finds himself under suspicion of having homose...
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10
When Janet Killed Jonny
Now that the Archer has shut its doors for good, the crew decides to sneak into the rundown pub to scavenge for any leftover beer, dismissing the omin...
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When Jonny Met Sharky
Once the Archer reopens after its makeover, the girls all decide to throw their hats in the ring for the newly available barmaid position. Meanwhile, ...
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2
Dabdaa!
In the wake of her husband Jonny's death, Janet searches for a swift path to heal her heart. Gaz steps in, eager to lend a hand during this difficult ...
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3
Homophobia Is Gay
Louise is eager to move in with Janet, but Janet isn't entirely on board with the plan. Determined to change her mind, Louise comes up with the idea o...
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4
Dead Jonny Walking
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5
Here Bums the Bride
Gaz and Donna are set to exchange vows, but just as they celebrate their union, Louise uncovers a startling revelation that threatens to unravel their...
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6
Six Months Later
When Janet struggles to make her mortgage payments, she faces the loss of her home. In an effort to help, Gaz devises a solution that he believes coul...
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7
African Death Face
Louise seeks to have Donna as her birthing partner. Meanwhile, Gaz and Janet's growing chemistry is interrupted by an unexpected revelation from Donna...
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8
Borry
Gaz is hesitant about relocating south with Donna, as he has developed feelings for Janet. Meanwhile, Donna has started dating a new guy named Wesley ...
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Candle
Donna makes a trip back to Runcorn to catch up with everyone, as she has been feeling nostalgic. Janet is skeptical about Donna's claims of having a f...
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2
Gazman
Following a mugging incident, Janet resolves to pursue a career as a Police Community Support Officer. Meanwhile, Wesley arrives in Runcorn, looking t...
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3
Flan Van
Janet makes her debut as a PCSO by carrying out her first arrest. Meanwhile, Wesley tries to adapt to the local customs and lifestyle in Runcorn.
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4
Ello Ello
As Donna and Gaz reflect on their shared history, the weight of their recent decision to divorce hangs heavy between them. Throughout the day, memorie...
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5
D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
After going through his divorce, Gaz makes the decision to propose to Janet. Eager to assist him, Donna offers her support. However, things take a tur...
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6
Val Doonican
Gaz finds himself caught between two loves. He initially chooses to remain with Janet for the sake of their child, Corinthian. However, when he approa...
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7
You Decide
Donna and Janet push Gaz to choose between them, but instead, he opts to audition both for his affection. After some time, Gaz finally makes up his mi...
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8
Keep on Running
Janet sits in the pub, anxiously awaiting Gaz, completely unaware that he has chosen Donna instead and has been caught up in an accident. Her heart sh...
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9
The Aftermath - Part One: Waiting For Gaz
After confessing his love for Donna, Gaz unexpectedly falls into a coma. Desperate for his recovery, Donna prays fervently to God, pleading for Gaz to...
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10
The Aftermath - Part Two: Sliding Gaz
After Gaz slips into a coma, he leaves Donna heartbroken, having just confessed his desire to be with her. As she keeps vigil at his bedside, she plea...
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1
Nil By Muff
Back home, Gaz faces challenges adapting to life in a wheelchair, feeling lost and unsure about the actions of Billy, the budding footballer who assis...
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2
Cheese Toastie
Billy’s fashionable tendencies leave Gaz completely puzzled, leading him to lose his patience and kick him out. Meanwhile, Donna confronts her new r...
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3
Trial Schmile
After the fire, Donna and Gaz have to relocate to Janet's former home. Donna surprisingly finds comfort in being free of her belongings, while Gaz gea...
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4
The Gaz-Bot
Donna eagerly anticipates starting her new job. Meanwhile, Gaz customizes his wheelchair and sets his sights on competing in the Paralympics. Tim find...
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5
Shagger
Billy believes that his relationship with Cassie is hindering his football performance, so he tries to distance himself from her. However, Cassie is r...
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6
This is Your Life
Gaz marks his 30th birthday, but his joy quickly fades as he contemplates his life, leaving him feeling down about his achievements. Meanwhile, Donna ...
