Those Who Can't
Overview
Set in a chaotic high school, "Those Who Can't" follows a trio of inept educators navigating their own personal and professional disasters. With a relentless mix of humor and absurdity, the show highlights their misguided attempts at teaching, while they grapple with their own shortcomings. As they deal with unruly students, dysfunctional relationships, and their own questionable life choices, it's clear that inspiration and enlightenment are far from their expertise. This darkly comedic take on the education system offers a hilarious glimpse into the lives of teachers who are anything but role models.
Episodes
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1
The Boys Are Coming Together
At Smoot High, the school bully starts targeting some of the teachers, provoking a misguided and extreme retaliation from the faculty. In an unexpecte...
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2
Oof, Nut City
Principal Quinn enlists the guys to assist a timid student in his bid for the student election. However, they take their mission a bit too far and ina...
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3
Lady and the Skamp
Teachers stage a strike to demand better working conditions, leading to tension between Shoemaker and Abbey as they clash over who should take charge ...
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4
The Fairbell Tape
Shoemaker and Abbey team up to retrieve the vending machine after the PTA takes it away. Meanwhile, Loren finds himself in conflict with a former teac...
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5
Of Lice and Men
Following a lice outbreak at Smoot, Loren decides to take control of the situation by declaring the area a "hot zone." Meanwhile, Shoemaker and Tammy ...
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6
What's Eating Uncle Jake?
After guiding the JV Girls Volleyball team to the State Championship, Fairbell finds herself sidelined when the PTA hires a new coach. Meanwhile, Shoe...
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7
For Whom the Bell's Tolls
The guys arrive at school intoxicated on the day Superintendent Carson vows to dismiss the least effective teacher. Shoemaker experiences a sudden med...
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8
Wet Dreams May Come
Shoemaker is plagued by an unsettling dream of a sexual nature, and the drama teacher mistakenly encourages him to pursue it in real life. At the same...
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9
K-Pop Goes the Weasel
A former student delivers a menacing letter to the group, prompting them to discover they’ve become pawns in his twisted, deadly game. As they find ...
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10
Take a Wonka on the Wild Side
The teachers reminisce about their memorable moments from Senior Prom, while Fairbell and Abbey's attempt at a "friend date" goes horribly wrong. Quin...
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Rod Man Out
As the new school year looms, the teachers are taken aback by Rod's unexpected return to Smoot, now sober and sporting a remarkably irritating demeano...
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2
Foreskin in the Game
In a moment of crisis, Shoemaker turns to Abbey for urgent medical assistance. Meanwhile, Fairbell steps up to support Cattie, who is adjusting to her...
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3
Plains High School Drifter
Cattie brings in a former Denver Bronco to take on the role of Smoot's head football coach, and he quickly names Loren as his assistant. However, Tamm...
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4
8 Mile High
Loren, eager to dive into the underground rap scene, enlists Shoemaker and Fairbell to be part of his crew. At the same time, Abbey becomes entangled ...
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5
White Guilt Trip
When Abbey stumbles upon Smoot's troubling history of racism, Cattie decides to invite Native American students to help counteract the negative attent...
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6
The Trial of Geoffrey Quinn
Principal Quinn is on trial, and Shoemaker, Abbey, Fairbell, and Loren have been called to testify. At the same time, Cattie recruits Leslie to help t...
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7
Detergent Dawn
Loren finishes his novel at last, but the sudden fame inflates his ego, compelling Shoemaker to step in as his 'agent.' Meanwhile, as the book ignites...
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8
A New Dog in the Yard
Upon becoming the interim wrestling coach, Fairbell finds himself in a rivalry with the coach from a competing school, who happens to be the object of...
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9
Normal Activity
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10
Elect-ile Dysfunction
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11
Mid-Bryce Crisis
The return of a former Smoot senior sends Loren, Shoemaker, and Fairbell into a frenzy of suspicion, thinking they might be the target of a new senior...
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12
Graduation
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1
All's Fairbell
Despite the challenges, Fairbell thrives in his position as principal, but things take a turn when a strict guidance counselor shows up, putting the r...
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2
The Running of the Bullies
Quinn is back as principal and launches an initiative to confront the widespread bullying at Smoot. However, her efforts to change the status quo disr...
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3
You Can't Go Homecoming Again
As the group takes the reins for the homecoming parade floats, tensions flare, leading to a clash between classes.
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4
A Smoot Holiday Coincidence
The teachers at Smoot come together to support a student in need, organizing a fundraising effort for his heart transplant.
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5
Escapegoats
The group finds themselves stuck in a Smoot "escape room," and new guidance counselor Steven takes the initiative to get them all out. He’s determin...
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6
Taco Tuesday
While Tammy scrambles to handle a pressing personal issue, Smoot faces its own dilemma: a Tuesday without tacos.
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7
One Ding-Wonder
After a Smoot student skyrockets to internet fame, Shoemaker experiences a taste of celebrity himself. Meanwhile, Loren and Abbey embark on a mission ...
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8
Grisly Man
While competing in a cross-country race through the woods, the group encounters a reclusive hermit they suspect might be the infamous serial killer fr...
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9
Those Who Could've
The faculty at Smoot takes advantage of student-teachers from a nearby university.
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10
SKAppily Ever After
The whole gang comes together to organize a magical wedding for Loren and Jade at the school. At the same time, Abbey is eager to elevate her secret o...
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11
Big Ol' Scams
At Steven's career fair, Loren and Abbey find themselves reevaluating their career choices. Simultaneously, Shoemaker and Fairbell get entangled in a ...
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12
Abbey's Road
Abbey is thriving in her new job, leaving Smoot behind. Meanwhile, the rest of the group grapples with their changing dynamics without her. As they ad...
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13
Yes We Scan
Facing the threat of their school closing, the group devises a clever strategy to turn things around. At the same time, Quinn and Tammy dive into a ps...
