Unhappily Ever After

Pilot

Two weeks after Jennifer kicked Jack out, Ryan finally realizes what's happened. He’s just signed a lease for his own place, and Jennifer hands him ...

Gift of the Magnovox

After losing the battle for one of the three VCRs in his divorce from Jennifer—even the one that needs the "play" button held down—Jack decides to...

Jack's First Date

Mr. Floppy encourages Jack to explore dating. During back-to-school night at Howe High, Jack, along with Jennifer, Ryan, and Tiffany, attempts to attr...

The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall

Desiring to enhance her appeal to potential partners, Jennifer persuades Jack to purchase her breast implants. When he declines, she attempts to sell ...

Jack the Ripper

Jack, frustrated that his boss—who happens to be Jennifer's dad—won't lend him a car, opts to buy a moped instead. Meanwhile, Jennifer finally per...

Run

Jennie, Ross, and Ryan are all laid up in bed with colds, while Tiffany is counting down the days until the Alphi Pi Psi party at the local university...

The Descent of Man

Jennifer is horrified by the table manners of Jack, Ryan, and Ross, while Jack feels betrayed upon discovering that Ryan has taken on the chores of la...

Boxing Mr. Floppy

Jennifer is determined to get into the Betty Ford Clinic to meet a wealthy alcoholic and informs Jack that he’ll need to look after the kids while s...

Don Juan De Van Nuys

Feeling down about her lack of romantic prospects, Jennifer longs for some attention. After Jack clears out the rest of his belongings from her baseme...

Mistress Jennie

Jennifer enjoys a fantastic date with Gavin Drake, known as the "Picture Framer of the Stars," and finds herself smitten with him. Meanwhile, during l...

Daddy's Little Girl

Tiffany is eager to spend the night at the lake with her friends, including her date, Beau. However, Jack refuses, viewing her as a child and worried ...

The Great Depression

Jennifer is overseeing Tiffany’s spring dance, which Tiffany has been organizing by putting the budget into military-related stocks. Unfortunately, ...

Hoop Dreams

After scoring $200,000 in Monopoly, Ryan starts to believe he has what it takes to become a business mogul, adopting the persona and style that come w...

Jack Moves Back

Jack returns to the house to be closer to the kids, but his living situation is far from ideal as he takes up residence in the basement. His ultimate ...

Zit Could Happen to You

After Tiffany discovers a pimple, Ryan adjusts the scale to show ten extra pounds, prompting Tiffany to work on cultivating a new personality. Meanwhi...

The Rat

After Jack storms out of Jennie's room due to her refusal to indulge his whims, he heads to the basement. There, he discovers a massive rat lurking in...

Rocky VI

After Jennie has a heated argument with her neighbor Susan, she decides to pit Jack against Vic, Susan's husband, in a showdown.

Rock Star

When Jennie scores a date with her teenage heartthrob, Ray Paul Jones, she allows Jack to indulge in a fantasy about a celebrity of his choice. Jack c...

Driving Me Crazy

Chaos ensues when Jack takes on the task of teaching Ryan and Tiffany the basics of driving. As they navigate the roads, their inexperience leads to a...

A Touch of Glass

On Ross's ninth birthday, Jennie surprises him with a glass table. However, when guests inadvertently make a mess, she becomes furious and insists tha...

A Line in the Sand

After accumulating 40,000 frequent flyer miles, Jack has his sights set on a trip to Las Vegas, while Jennie dreams of heading to Hawaii. At the same ...

Making the Grade

After Ryan receives a report card filled with D's and F's, Jennie tells him he won't get the car keys back until he earns at least a B. In response, R...

Honey, I Screwed up the Kids for Life

Tiffany feels that Jack doesn't have faith in her when he prohibits her from entering her room with Mike, her boyfriend.

The Whiz Kid

Ryan begins taking urine tests for the football team, earning himself a lettered jersey and gaining the admiration of one of the players. Meanwhile, T...

Hot Wheels

When Tiffany and Ryan borrow Jack's car to attend a party without his consent, Jack and Jennie decide to play along, acting as if the car has been sto...

Picnic of Pain and Peril

Following a movie outing, Jennie decides to take the family on a picnic to strengthen their bonds. However, their day quickly turns sour as they encou...

Meter Maid

Jack ends up behind bars after Jennie takes a swing at a parking enforcement officer. Refusing to help, Jennie decides not to post his bail, leaving t...

In the Stars

As the family dives headfirst into the world of horoscopes, Ryan sets out on a quest to find a girlfriend, while Jennie makes an effort to be more acc...

Mr. No

Tiffany feels upset when Danny, a classmate, declines her invitation to the Valentine's Dance. Meanwhile, Ryan has his sights set on asking Ms. O'Hara...

The Agony of Victory

Jack leverages his towering height to claim victory over Ryan in basketball yet again, marking their 2001st match-up.

All About Jennie

As Tiffany lands the role of Juliet in Romeo and Juliet, Jennie finds herself reminiscing about her own high school experiences. Meanwhile, Jack steps...

Jack Writes Good

Jack begins crafting stories that are actually Floppy's creations and lands a significant opportunity. However, he eventually decides to pursue his ow...

Girls Who Wear Glasses

When Tiffany is placed in a more advanced class, she quickly realizes she’s no longer the top student.

Leaving Van Nuys

During summer break, Ryan wraps up his senior year, but after losing his job at the used car lot, Jack warns him that he’ll be kicked out if he does...

Getting More Than Some

Following Jack's suggestion, Ryan decides to propose to Crystal, a 30-year-old mother of two.

Tiffany's Rival

As the school year kicks off, Sable arrives at Priddy High, matching Tiffany in both intelligence and beauty. Their initial bond quickly turns into ri...

Beach Party

During a "ditch day" at school, Tiffany and Sable find themselves vying for the attention of Moondoggie, a local surfer. Meanwhile, Jennie prefers to ...

Angel Gone Bad

Tiffany begins snapping phony prom photos with a group of nerds and leaves flirtatious messages on their answering machines in exchange for cash. Howe...

The Temptation of Jack

Jennie pushes Jack to have a conversation with Morgana, Sable's mother, who then attempts to charm him. At the same time, Ryan steps into the role of ...

Lightning Boy

After being struck by lightning, Ryan becomes convinced that he has transformed into a superhero known as Lightning Boy.

Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!

Jack finds himself feeling isolated after Jennie introduces Tiffany to the world of bingo, igniting her newfound obsession.

Halloween XXVII

The Mad Hair Hacker targets Tiffany, Sable, and Tiffany's friend Amber, planning to cut their long hair. At the same time, Jack and Jennie are excited...

Rock 'n' Roll

Ryan feels frustrated when Tiffany makes changes to his band, leading them to unexpected success. At the same time, Mr. Floppy discovers that he can j...

The Pride of the Injuns

Sable decides to take up a sport to secure her scholarship, prompting Tiffany to join the volleyball team.

Eating Hollywood

While dining at The House of Hollywood restaurant, Jennie hopes to spot some celebrities, but her encounter is limited to Erik Estrada, a figure she f...

High and Dry

When Jack and Jennie discover large amounts of Ryan's sweat in the car, they jump to the conclusion that he must be using drugs.

The Tell-Tale Lipstick

Tiffany makes a bold choice to embrace her rebellious side by swiping a tube of lipstick. This small act of defiance ignites a sense of thrill in her,...

Sternberg

The President

When Tiffany puts Ryan's name forward for school president, he quickly begins to establish rules that are advantageous for him. As a result, Jack and ...

Tiffany on the Wild Side

Jack is infuriated when Tiffany starts seeing Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Meanwhile, Jennie reminisces about her own experiences with a biker boyfrien...

The Potato Rebellion

Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends take a stand against the school's appalling mashed potatoes. At the same time, Jack is struggling with sleeplessness,...

B-Minus Blues

Tiffany receives a B- on her essay after expressing a different viewpoint than Mr. Monteleone, her teacher. In contrast, Ryan excels by simply echoing...

From Russia with Love

Ryan gets a mail order bride.

Little Ice Cream Shop of Horrors

Tiffany must work at an ice cream parlor.

Shampoo

Tiffany's suggestions help Ryan attract numerous women at his new gig as a hairdresser. Meanwhile, Jack begins to fret that Ryan might be gay due to h...

College!

Jack seeks out a loan shark to secure $18,000 for Tiffany’s Harvard tuition. However, Tiffany surprises everyone by rejecting the scholarship and op...

The Joy of Meat

To secure a $10,000 prize from an environmentalist award, Ross convinces the family to adopt a vegetarian lifestyle. However, Tiffany is resistant and...

Hot Off the Presses

Tiffany is thrilled to land the role of gossip columnist for the school newspaper. Excitedly, she pens a story claiming that Mr. Monteleone has a pecu...

Experimenting in College

As part of their class project, the students need to uncover what the opposite sex desires. To gather insights, Tiffany puts on an act, pretending to ...

The Ghost and Mr. Malloy

Guy Macaroon informs the family that Jennie has tragically passed away after dozing off on a tanning bed. To prevent her spirit from haunting them, th...

Exorcising Jennie

As Jennie's ghost keeps bothering the family, they decide to bring in Father Guido Sarducci to conduct an exorcism.

We Got Next

Mindy, a member of the basketball team who has a crush on Ryan, manages to defeat him in a game. Afterward, she can't help but share her victory with ...

Sorority Girl

In order to gain entry into a sorority, Tiffany and Amber find themselves catering to Ryan's every whim. Unbeknownst to Ryan, his sorority is comprise...

Ryan, Vampire Slayer

After Bunny Mufflewits turns down his invitation for a date, Ryan receives a mark to become a vampire slayer. He enlists Tiffany and Ross as bait to l...

Cyber-Tiffany

Tiffany finds herself in handcuffs after Ryan exploits her identity and image for his online sex scam.

Tiffany, the Home Wrecker

Tiffany inadvertently disrupts a couple's relationship by asking the guy for the time, leading her to mistakenly believe he’s her boyfriend without ...

Little Miss Perfect

Ryan encounters an adorable girl named Bitsy Berg, who surprisingly seems quite fond of him. However, her incessant chatter and bubbly, scatterbrained...

The One Kevin's Directing

Barbara, the charming newcomer at Northridge Junior College and a network executive, shows interest in Jack. Encouraged by Jennie and Tiffany, Jack is...

Teacher of the Year

Tiffany chooses to nominate Mr. Peebody for Teacher of the Year and invites him over for a dinner at her home. However, she soon discovers that he is ...

Ryan's Labour Lost

To cover the cost of a school computer he accidentally broke, Ryan takes on a job as the night janitor. While cleaning up, he stumbles upon discarded ...

Undercover Cheerleader

Tiffany, having written a report on Ryan's cheating during a test, opts to infiltrate the cheerleading squad to gather evidence for her paper. Disguis...

Chaste Makes Waste

Tiffany is ready to take the next step in her relationship with her new boyfriend, eager to lose her virginity. However, she discovers that he has dif...

Teacher's Pet

After taking a career aptitude test, Ryan discovers he’s suited to be a teacher, leading him to step in as a student teacher in Ross's class. Howeve...

Let's Get Ready to Rum Ball

After a weekend ski getaway, Tiffany finds herself waking up in bed, her skis tied up around her. As she reflects on the events leading up to this mom...

Triple Play

Following his remarkable unassisted triple play in baseball, Ryan finds himself in the spotlight, landing numerous commercial deals that boost his fam...

Tiffany's Birthday

Upon realizing she has turned 20, Tiffany decides to renovate her room, feeling as if she's stepping into adulthood. Meanwhile, Jack and Jeannie engag...

The Old West

While planting flowers, Tiffany discovers an ancient western novel that sparks her imagination about life in that era. She begins to ponder what it mi...

The Clip Show

After Ross secures the front door, allowing everyone but Jeannie to tune into his lengthy five-hour narrative, Jack, Tiffany, and Ryan find themselves...

X-Happily Ever After

Ryan and Tiffany delve into the mystery surrounding the dancing baby phenomenon in a humorous take on The X-Files. As they uncover bizarre clues and e...

Feline Alright

Tiffany becomes frustrated when she's tasked with running errands for her literature teacher, A. Cyril Studebaker, in order to secure an A in his clas...

Basketball... Again?

After being eliminated from a basketball game by a girl’s foul, Ryan becomes determined to demonstrate that men are superior to women in the sport.

A Movie Show

Tiffany feels frustrated when her boyfriend Jerome, who is usually quite sensitive, fails to confront the disrespectful audience members during a movi...

Love Letters

Tiffany's romantic letters intended for her European boyfriend, Jacques, mistakenly land in Barbara's possession. At the same time, Mr. Floppy conduct...

I Know What You Did in the Closet

When Tiffany recalls the traumatic experience of Ryan locking her in a closet a decade ago, she starts calling him, warning him about the so-called cl...

Ross' IQ

After Ross scores a mediocre 100 on his IQ test, Ryan and Tiffany agree to pose as his parents so he can retake the exam.

The Fencing Show

Tiffany competes against Barbara in a fencing match, hoping to secure a promising job opportunity.

Smart and Stupid

In order to cover the cable bill, the family decides to participate in the game show Smart and Stupid. However, after watching the episode, Tiffany co...

The Silver Rule

Elliot, who serves as the editor of the school newspaper, files a lawsuit against Tiffany for sexual harassment after she attempts to persuade him wit...

Secrets

Ryan confesses to Tiffany that he hooked up with Penny, the girl she can't stand. Despite her initial promise to keep it under wraps, Tiffany struggle...

Royal Flush

Jack is operating a shady business selling high-end toilets on the black market, all so that Ryan and Tiffany can afford to purchase a sleek new Porsc...

Taffy's Boy

Taffy, a wealthy girl with a few extra pounds, has her sights set on Ryan, whom she has a crush on. Seeing an opportunity, Ryan agrees to date her, no...

Tiffany's Big Break

I Never Dunked for My Father

Jack is reluctant to take part in a father-son basketball tournament alongside Ross, so he enlists Ryan to pose as Ross instead. Meanwhile, Tiffany an...

Sex & Violins

As Tiffany and Barbara work on their college applications, Tiffany fabricates a story about being proficient in playing the violin. To her surprise, s...

Tiffany Burger

Jimbo, a wealthy fast-food mogul, brings Ryan on board with the hopes of impressing Tiffany. He plans to create a special burger named the Tiffany Bur...

The Perfect Guy

Tiffany begins to think her current boyfriend could be the right person for her to lose her virginity to. However, things take a turn when Barbara int...

Date to Win

Tiffany takes it upon herself to assist Ryan in his efforts to impress Barbara.

The Artist and the Con Artist

Tiffany needs to create a painting for her art class, but accidentally swaps her canvas with Ryan's. As she begins to gain recognition for his artwork...

Tiffany Tutors the Teachers

After learning that none of the teachers at her school have successfully passed a crucial teaching exam, Tiffany starts to panic about the value of he...

Le Morte D'Floppy

In the series finale, Tiffany receives her long-awaited acceptance letter from Harvard, but unfortunately, it comes without any financial support. Det...