Steptoe and Son
Overview
Steptoe and Son, crafted by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson, is a classic British sitcom featuring the comedic duo of Wilfred Brambell as the cantankerous father and Harry H. Corbett as his hapless son. Set on the fictional Oil Drum Lane in Shepherd's Bush, London, they navigate the ups and downs of their rag-and-bone business. Originally airing from 1962 to 1965 and returning from 1970 to 1974, the show’s catchy theme, "Old Ned," was penned by Ron Grainer. Celebrated as the 15th best sitcom in a 2004 BBC poll, it inspired adaptations in the US and several other countries, along with two feature films released in the
Episodes
-
1
The Offer
In the inaugural episode of this iconic comedy series, we meet Harold, who is discontent with his job as a rag and bone man and dreams of finding some...
-
2
The Bird
Harold has been going out every night, leading Albert to believe he's involved with someone special. To put an end to this budding romance, Albert con...
-
3
The Piano
Harold receives an offer for a piano, but there's a catch: he has to transport it himself. He enlists Albert's assistance, but they soon discover that...
-
4
The Economist
Harold attempts to educate Albert on the financial aspects of managing a business. However, he soon finds himself purchasing 400 sets of fake teeth, t...
-
5
The Diploma
Harold makes the decision to leave the rag and bone business behind and pursue a diploma in television repair. However, Albert quickly shows him that ...
-
6
The Holiday
Harold is excited about his holiday plans, which don’t include Albert or the usual getaway to Bognor Regis. In an effort to sway his son’s decisio...
-
1
Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat
Hercules the horse is unwell, putting the Steptoes' livelihood at risk. The other totters come together in support, while Albert and Harold devise a s...
-
2
The Bath
Albert’s tendency to take baths in the living room is wreaking havoc on his son Harold’s romantic life. Frustrated with the situation, Harold reso...
-
3
The Stepmother
Albert has made the decision to remarry, but even with the admirable traits of his soon-to-be stepmother, Harold is determined to sabotage the wedding...
-
4
Sixty-Five Today
Harold organizes a celebration for Albert's 65th birthday, but their differing opinions lead to constant arguments. Ultimately, both decide to head ho...
-
5
A Musical Evening
Harold has gathered an assortment of classical music records for a cultured evening at home. However, Albert despises the idea so intensely that he re...
-
6
Full House
Harold has set up a poker night with some buddies, but Albert is appalled by the notion of gambling. Despite his disapproval, he notices that Harold i...
-
7
Is That Your Horse Outside?
During his rounds, Harold becomes infatuated with a rich, married woman. Albert, however, is not pleased with this development and attempts to dissuad...
-
1
Homes Fit For Heroes
Harold sets his sights on a global sailing adventure with a crew of young explorers, but first, he faces the challenge of convincing Albert to move in...
-
2
The Wooden Overcoats
Harold purchases a bulk lot of coffins, intending to keep them at home. However, Albert strongly disapproves and threatens to take refuge in the stabl...
-
3
The Lead Man Cometh
Welsh Hughie, portrayed by guest star Leonard Rossiter, is a smooth-talking con artist who attempts to swindle the Steptoes by peddling some low-quali...
-
4
Steptoe a La Cart
Harold encounters a charming French girl and quickly becomes smitten with her. When she crosses paths with Albert, they engage in a conversation about...
-
5
Sunday For Seven Days
Each Friday night, Harold has committed to taking Albert to the movies, but the films are always ones that Harold is eager to see. As a result, Albert...
-
6
The Bonds That Bind Us
Albert has spent years investing in premium bonds, dreaming of striking it rich, while Harold remains doubtful about their potential for a big win. To...
-
7
The Lodger
In a bid to boost his finances, Albert opts to seek a tenant for his spare room. Meanwhile, Harold grows anxious and warns that he will move out the ...
-
1
A Death In the Family
The Steptoes' beloved horse, Hercules, passes away unexpectedly, prompting the need for a replacement. Albert becomes disillusioned with the family bu...
-
2
A Winter's Tale
Harold eagerly anticipates his solo skiing trip, having arranged everything for a perfect getaway. However, just as he prepares to hit the slopes, an ...
-
3
Any Old Iron?
When a customer calls into the yard, Albert suspects that he is gay. Harold doesn't believe him, until the customer asks him out on a date.
-
4
Steptoe and Son - and Son!
An unexpected visitor arrives at the Steptoe household—an eight-month pregnant girl who leads Harold to believe he is the father. Excited yet appreh...
-
5
The Colour Problem
Harold is eager to purchase a flashy new sports car, while Albert has his heart set on investing in a state-of-the-art color television. Their confli...
-
6
T.B. or not T.B.?
Harold persuades Albert to have an X Ray for T.B. but the hospital get the results mixed up, and Harold has to be retested.
-
7
Men of Property
After discovering that the freehold of their home is nearing expiration, Harold decides to seek a loan from the bank. However, what Harold doesn’t r...
-
1
Robbery with Violence
While tidying up, Albert accidentally topples Harold's cherished china cabinet, shattering his prized collection. To mask his blunder, he concocts a t...
-
2
Come Dancing
Harold's latest romance blossoms with a girlfriend who is passionate about Come Dancing. Eager to compete in the upcoming local championship, she enl...
-
3
Two's Company
Albert is contemplating marriage and decides it's time for his fiancée to meet Harold. Harold is taken aback when he realizes that the woman Albert i...
-
4
Tea for Two
In the midst of a bi-election, the local Conservative party seeks Albert's help to host Ted Heath at the scrap yard. Upon learning of this plan, Harol...
-
5
Without Prejudice
Frustrated by the deteriorating condition of his home and the constant din of planes flying overhead and traffic outside, Harold decides it's time for...
-
6
Pot Black
Harold purchases a used snooker table and has it installed in the living room. He becomes fixated on the idea of finally triumphing over Albert in a g...
-
7
The Three Feathers
Harold believes he's struck gold after purchasing a vintage 19th-century commode from a woman during his deliveries. However, Albert starts to have d...
-
8
Cuckoo in the Nest
Unexpectedly, Albert's estranged son Arthur arrives from Australia, sending Harold into a panic. Albert, excited about the reunion, proposes a partne...
-
1
Men of Letters
The parish vicar approaches the Steptoes, requesting them to contribute an article about the history of their trade for the community magazine. After ...
-
2
A Star is Born
Harold receives an exciting opportunity to star in a production by the community theater group. As they prepare for a rehearsal at his home, the team ...
-
3
Oh, What a Beautiful Mourning
Following the passing of Albert's elder sibling, he and Harold attend the funeral, where they encounter various relatives. Once the burial concludes, ...
-
4
Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later
Albert receives a notice from the tax authorities and admits to Harold that he has been filing claims for his deceased wife. Together, they brainstorm...
-
5
Loathe Story
Harold, frustrated by Albert's constant victories in their competitive antics, finds himself sleepwalking and attempting to choke his friend. After a...
-
6
Divided We Stand
Harold decides it's time to refresh the decor of their home, but he and Albert clash over every idea. Their differing tastes create a standstill, leav...
-
7
The Desperate Hours
Two escaped prisoners invade the Steptoes' home, taking the family captive. As the tension escalates, the Steptoes must find a way to outsmart their ...
-
1
Back in Fashion
A fashion photographer approaches Albert with a proposal to use the junkyard for a photo shoot, but he initially declines. However, when they offer hi...
-
2
Porn Yesterday
Harold stumbles upon an old 'What The Butler Saw' machine and decides to take it home. As he explores its contents, he is shocked to discover that one...
-
3
And So To Bed
After his worn-out bed gives way, Harold decides to purchase a waterbed in an effort to win over his new girlfriend. Eager to impress, he believes th...
-
4
The Seven Steptoerai
When the notorious Frankie Barrow attempts to launch a protection scheme in their neighborhood, Albert and his pals, who have been honing their kung f...
-
5
Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs
After Albert injures his back and is stuck in bed, Harold finds himself at his beck and call. As he tends to Albert’s needs, he notices that beer a...
-
6
Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard
Albert decides to summon a medium to communicate with his late wife, hoping for solace. However, his friend Harold is doubtful about the authenticity...
